How I Met Your Mother – Season 3 Episode 19
Aired: 5/12/2008 | Everything Must Go
Barney and Abby go to the bar to flaunt their relationship in Ted’s face. Barney attempts to anger Ted in many other ways as well.
Aired: 5/12/2008 | Everything Must Go
Barney and Abby go to the bar to flaunt their relationship in Ted’s face. Barney attempts to anger Ted in many other ways as well.
Aired: 5/5/2008 | Rebound Bro
Barney gets a new wingman, and Ted discusses taking the next step with Stella.
Aired: 4/28/2008 | The Goat
After Barney sleeps with Robin he hires help to find a loop hole in “The Bro Code” that will let him off the hook.
Aired: 4/21/2008 | Sandcastles in the Sand
Robin’s musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin’s past. As Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia, Ted spends more time with Stella.
Aired: 4/14/2008 | The Chain Of Screaming
After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.
Aired: 3/31/2008 | The Bracket
Barney’s efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.
Aired: 3/24/2008 | Ten Sessions
Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.
Aired: 3/17/2008 | No Tomorrow
Ted lives like there’s no tomorrow during a St. Patrick’s Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.
Aired: 12/10/2007 | The Platinum Rule
Ted’s upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea. Barney’s last venture endangers the group’s hangout.
Aired: 11/26/2007 | The Yips
When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria’s Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form. Marshall deals with a taskmaster of a trainer at a gym.
Aired: 11/19/2007 | Slapsgiving
As Marshall and Lily prepare to host their first Thanksgiving as husband and wife, Barney eyes Marshall’s Slap Bet Countdown Clock website with dread. Marshall has a gift for everyone.
Aired: 11/12/2007 | Spoiler Alert
Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed.
Aired: 11/5/2007 | Dowisetrepla
Marshall and Lily’s plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily’s hidden debt; Barney claims to love commitment to seduce a girl.
Aired: 10/29/2007 | I’m Not That Guy
Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he’s courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name.
Aired: 10/22/2007 | How I Met Everyone Else
Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted’s hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney’s crazy scale.
Aired: 10/15/2007 | Little Boys
Barney and Ted fight over getting the same girl; Robin pretends to like her new boyfriend’s son.
Aired: 10/8/2007 | Third Wheel
Ted’s new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.
Aired: 10/1/2007 | We’re Not From Here
Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael. Marshall and Lily prepare letters to each other to be read after their death.
Aired: 9/24/2007 | Wait For It…
We pick up from last year. Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to ‘get back out there’. We also learn/learned something major about ‘the Mother’.
Aired: 5/14/2007 | Something Blue
It’s still Marshall and Lily’s big wedding day but now we’re at the reception. Robin tries to tell a story but keeps getting interrupted. Barney tries his hardest to figure out Ted and Robin’s secret.
Aired: 5/7/2007 | Something Borrowed
With everything going wrong on Lily and Marshall’s wedding day, to everyone’s surprise it’s confirmed bachelor Barney who tries to fix it all.
Aired: 4/30/2007 | Showdown
Thinking that Bob Barker may be his father, Barney is overjoyed to be a contestant on The Price is Right. Marshall and Lily try sleeping apart prior to the wedding.
Aired: 4/9/2007 | Bachelor Party
Robin attends Lily’s bridal shower and finds the gift that she brought is out of place. Barney hires a stripper for Marshall’s bachelor party.
Aired: 3/19/2007 | Moving Day
Barney takes drastic measures to prevent Ted from moving into Robin’s apartment. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are discovering the ups and downs of having the apartment to themselves. Barney considers moving in with Marshall and Lily.
Aired: 2/26/2007 | Arrivederci, Fiero
Marshall is all set to celebrate his beloved Fiero hitting the 200,000 mile mark, but it stops. While the gang sits in the mechanic’s garage and waits to hear what will happen to the vehicle they think about times gone by that they have spent together in the car, including the story of how Ted met Marshall.
Aired: 2/19/2007 | Stuff
Lily gets asked to play in an off-off-off-off-Broadway play, and the gang shows up to support her. Ted and Robin get hung up on what each kept from their past relationships. Barney performs his own play to prove a point to Lily.
Aired: 2/12/2007 | Lucky Penny
Ted can’t seem to catch a flight to interview for his dream job, and he and Robin contemplate why. The story unfolds backwards as they they remember when Robin and Lily went hunting for a wedding dress and when Barney got stuck on the subway.
Aired: 2/5/2007 | Monday Night Football
When a funeral conflicts with the Super Bowl, the gang vows to avoid hearing the score and watch it together on Monday. This proves difficult, as Marshall is threatened with the score by a boy in Lily’s class, while doing the news puts Robin in danger of finding out who won.
Aired: 1/22/2007 | Columns
When Ted is constantly insulted by his former boss, who is now working for him on a project, he is told to fire the man, but he finds that a hard thing to do. Meanwhile, Barney offers Lily a lot of money to paint a nude portrait of him.
Aired: 1/8/2007 | First Time In New York
Robin wants to tell Ted that she loves him, but she can’t tell him. Meanwhile, her sister visits and brings her boyfriend, and Robin doesn’t know how to react when her sister says she’s ready to lose her virginity.
Aired: 12/11/2006 | How Lily Stole Christmas
Ted almost ruins Christmas for everyone when, still carrying around anger toward Lily, he calls her a horribly disgusting name. Robin tends to Barney while he has a cold.
Aired: 11/27/2006 | Single Stamina
Barney’s brother, James, visits and Robin, the only one in the group that has never met him, is suprised. But James has a surprise for Barney that he finds difficult to swallow.
Aired: 11/20/2006 | Slap Bet
Ted and Barney discusses their viewpoints on knowing things about women. Barney thinks that the more you know the more likely you are to find a deal breaker. Ted wants to know the deal breakers right away, as Robin refuses to go to the mall to cover her secret.
Aired: 11/13/2006 | Atlantic City
Marshall and Lily drag the gang to Atlantic City to elope, and their quest to overcome the three-day wait for a marriage license crosses them with some Chinese gamblers, a ship captain, and a sexy novelty shirt.
Aired: 11/6/2006 | Swarley
Barney gets a new nickname. Meanwhile, Marshall goes on his first real date post-Lily, but Ted and Barney warn him that this girl has the “crazy eyes,” and Lily decides to do everything she can to find her own reasons for breaking them up.
Aired: 10/23/2006 | Aldrin Justice
Barney seduces Marshall’s law professor in hopes of getting her to grade more leniently. Lily takes a job at Ted’s office, where she promptly steals to teach Ted’s boss a lesson.
Aired: 10/16/2006 | World’s Greatest Couple
Marshall tries to get used to being single in a world that is very coupled-oriented. Barney intended one-night-stand won’t go away. Barney uses Lily to get out of his “horrifying” situation. Lily finds a place to stay.
Aired: 10/9/2006 | Ted Mosby: Architect
After Ted and Robin’s first big fight, Barney tries to convince Ted that being an architect is an easy in to picking up chicks. Lily and Robin start following his trail after discovering that Ted hit it off with a girl named Anna shortly afterward.
Aired: 10/2/2006 | Brunch
Ted’s parents visit New York for their anniversary and he learns a family secret. Robin worries that they won’t like her. Lily and Marshall try to adjust to the new format of their relationship now that they are no longer together.
Aired: 9/25/2006 | The Scorpion and the Toad
Barney works with Marshall on his bachelor skills, which include hitting on women. Lily is back from her venture. Robin helps her look for a new apartment but gets sick of hearing about San Francisco.
Aired: 9/18/2006 | Where Were We?
The gang tries to help Marshall get over Lily, especially when he finds a credit card bill that leads to a hotel in New York City where some of her charges are listed.
Aired: 5/15/2006 | Come On
Ted tries to keep Robin from going on a camping trip so that she can spend time with him. Barney enlists the help of an old flame to perform a rain dance. At the same time Marshall finds out about Lily’s interview for the fellowship in San Francisco.
Aired: 5/8/2006 | Milk
When a matchmaking company calls Ted claiming they have found his soul mate, he is forced to postpone his date when Lily asks for his help.
Aired: 5/1/2006 | Best Prom Ever
Lily, Barney and Robin attend a high school prom to scout out a potential band for Lily and Marshall’s wedding reception. In order to get in Lily and Robin pretend to be the dates of two kids who were going alone. Ted and Marshall are back at the apartment where they are preparing the invitations to be sent out.
Aired: 4/24/2006 | Mary the Paralegal
Robin is nominated to receive an award for a news report and everyone needs a date to take to the show. Barney introduces Ted to Mary as a date that Ted can take to the show. Originally Ted is opposed to the idea of just trying to save face in front of Robin but when she shows up with a date he changes his mind. Robin asks Mary lots of questions, and Ted begins to really like Mary, despite her occupation.
Aired: 4/10/2006 | Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M.
Robin, who is very lonely, asks Ted to come over to her apartment after 2 A.M., but he isn’t sure if he wants to go as he has a phone call on the way over with his friends, and with Victoria on his mind.
Aired: 3/20/2006 | Life Among the Gorillas
Marshall interns at the corporation where Barney works and finds that he is becoming a shallow jerk as he tries to fit in with his Barney-like coworkers. Meanwhile, Ted feels guilty when he receives several gifts from Victoria while he hasn’t sent her anything.
Aired: 3/6/2006 | Cupcake
Things are going great with Ted and Victoria’s relationship, but when Victoria is offered her dream job, the couple have to make serious relationship decisions. Meanwhile Marshall and Lily set out to purchase their wedding outfits and find out that none can afford what they bought.
Aired: 2/27/2006 | Game Night
A mysterious tape arrives for Barney from one of his numerous ex-girlfriends, and the entire gang watches it. But, in order for them all to find out how she broke Barney’s heart and made him into a suit-wearing bachelor, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment.
Aired: 2/6/2006 | Zip, Zip, Zip
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.